While those of us with a pulse were distracted by the Chmerkovskiy brothers’ bare chests, the judges saw several slip-ups in the routine. Lo’s “I Luh Ya Papi” (yes, spell check, that is actually how that is spelled) in matching white jeans with open white shirts. Naturally, their grandmother came to cheer them on as they performed a samba to J. 40/40.īest Teachable Moment: Abby’s dance students are in the audience, of course, and after watching Amy dance, Abby takes a moment to tell them that she never ever wants to hear another excuse out of their mouths again.Ĭelebrity Dance Duel #1 The Brothers Chmerkovskiy and their celebrity partners were facing off in a dance duel. Admittedly, sitting on a stool isn’t your usual dance skill (nor does it seem especially fair to the other competitors), but it worked well in the routine and the result was breathtaking to watch. Derek choreographed a stellar and stunning Argentine tango that had Amy sitting on a stool for a good chunk of the routine. 36/40Īmy Purdy and Derek Hough: Last week, after her performance, Amy got a doozy of a back spasm that sent her to the hospital, but if you think a back spasm is going to stop a woman who does not have feet from finishing a dance competition, you haven’t been paying attention. Their Viennese Waltz won accolades from the judges, especially Abby, who gave James a 10, because she needed a new target for her affections, since she torched her Maks shrine during the commercial break. James Maslow and Peta Murgatroyd: If you’ve ever fantasized about James and Peta twirling under a fall of flower petals while a woman sings, “Marry me!” like the ultimate Hallmark Channel-produced feminine hygiene product commercial, tonight was your night. Their scientific method is overshadowed by a clunker of a joke that Abby delivered to yet another round of boos. Their foxtrot is a fluffy romp that the judges determine is scientifically as good as Meryl’s, which is a suspect finding. Most Crush-Crushing Moment: Abby was blatantly flirting with Maks, but when she doled out her critiques and a lowly 8 for the routine, Maks brazenly announced, “I don’t care about anything she says.” Abby will be right back - she has a shrine to take down.Ĭandace Cameron Bure and Mark Ballas: Candace’s rehearsal footage focused on the fact that she is a good Christian mom who relies on her kids and her faith to get her through round after round of voting at the hands (and tweets and mouse clicks) of heathens. Then she doled out the lowest score of the round, which might be a first for a guest judge. Guest judge Abby went heavy on the constructive criticism and got booed for it. Unfortunately, the judges didn’t think it had enough rumba elements in the routine. To tease any ‘shippers out there, Maks choreographed a rumba about a dysfunctional relationship that opened with a fight at a dinner table and ended with Meryl slapping him. (You’re not voting for Maks to get over his commitment issues, folks!). Meryl Davis and Maksim Chmerkovskiy: In rehearsal, Maks stoked the fires of his probably fake relationship with Meryl, because apparently fake relationships are good vote-getters. From our ears to the pop charts.ĭanica McKellar and Val Chmerkovskiy: Just in case you momentarily forgot that ABC exists solely to help promote Disney movies, Danica and Val set their sultry (well, whatever the Disney version of sultry is) tango to the version of “Everybody Wants To Rule the World” used in the soon-to-be released film Malificent (in theaters May 30th!) The judges loved the artistry and Len declared she was “on it like a bonnet,” which is probably a quote from a Disney film. To prove his singing skills, Mark opened the show by sacrificing his debut single upon the DWTS altar, reigning down high notes upon the ballroom. Important Update: Mark Ballas is now a singer (in much the same way that Julianne Hough is now an actor). Here’s what happened on Dancing with the Stars: As the show winds down (yes, so soon) the competition is heating up, the costumes are getting smaller and the hair is getting higher. (Just kidding, he is probably Scrooge MacDuck-ing through money and women and hair gel and Twitter followers right now). Going into this week’s competition, Olympic gold medalist Meryl Davis and her partner Maks Chmerkovskiy are once again at the top of the leaderboard, while Big Time Rush star James Maslow is a big time loser. Plus, if there’s anyone on this planet who can make Judge Len Goodman look like a super cuddly marshmallow, it is Dance Moms‘ Abby Lee Miller. Welcome back to Dancing with the Stars, now with 100% more Dance Moms - because those shows with “dance” in the title have to stick together (except you So You Think You Can Dance, no one at ABC is talking to you).
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